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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Soma sent a gift .....or was it Dionysus


With the body fast asleep, the mind started the tangential travel to the world of woolgathering. And tread it did into ambitions-some own and others borrowed. Inebriation was not the state, but hydroxylised carbon probably had absorbed all the water. Considering this is probably that part of the year when most people- unchaste and celibate alike- celebrate, it was not as much tangential as it seemed. Abel the in house dream interpreter says it denotes contentment and satisfaction in the decisions that you have made. This indicates a likely chance of succeeding. Sparta is on war footing preparing a list of all alcoholic brands he can......

A glance at the finicky list being drawn and someone says," when it comes to alcohol, there’s just two types that matter -first there’s the best and then there’s rest”. Plato chips in with "They deem him their worst enemy who tells them the truth." and a list of personal favorites based on interpretation of Abel, Plato Spartan and Fillers reactions........
PLATOS LIST
If its vodka go 4 Armadale/Jewel of russia/Zyr/ICeberg/Ciroc/Grey goose/ Stolichnaya/Belvedere/Devils spring probably in that order .........short on cash go for Absolut
Arak is Ksarak n Fakra ....pick El Masaya if u need another option
Wl Reserve and Makers mark have flavor, third in line would be wild turkey followed by Old charter, Knob Creek. Some might wanna try softer flavored bourbons like JD black/single barrel and JB black/regular.
Richard Hennessey, Courvoisier xo, Hine antique age their cognacs well, the cocktail options probably would be Hennessy, Ferrand Amber. Gins should remind you of Bombay sapphire/ Citadelle/ Hendricks/Quintessential for their flavors and for being easy to drink, and then come spicy or not so strong gins like Junipero /Bombay /Beefeaters to help keep those pockets loaded. When rum is to be the drink be partial towards Cruzan /Mount Gay/ Appleton /DePaz/El Dorado and when you need a cocktail pick Bacardi / Captain Morgan. Tequila reminds me of Herencia de Plata /Patron Reposado/Reyes Anejo/ Don Eduardo /30-30/Zafarrancho Silver and cocktails may plead for Jose Cuervo/10/El Ultimo. Best whiskeys available are Oban/Glen ord /Glenkinchie/J&B and then come the pocket considerate Johnny Walker black / Chivas regal/Jack Daniels. The Indians make Peter Scot whisky that rather tastes like rum, an attempt at readymade cocktail? But then like they say this is a list of preferences not one you need to open a bar.

Spartan by now has drawn his list and it seems like his army is gonna take over the world and he needs stock for emulating Alexander.


Arak

AL LAYTANY AL MIMAS
BAALBAK CARMEL
CARLO'S OUZO
CLUB TURKISH
RAKI
CHBAT EL KHAZEN
EL RIF GREEN
EL RIF RED
EL KARMEH
GOLDEN EAGLE 7
HADDAD SPECIAL
HADDAD GOLD
KEFRAYA
KSARAK
OUZO 12
OUZO
METAXA
RAYAN
RAZZOUK
ROMIOS OUZO
SANNINE
SHELLELET
ZAHLE
TOUMA
YENI
RAKI



Bourbons
A. H. Hirsch 13 yrs old
Ancient Age Baker's
Basil Hayden's
Benchmark Black Maple Hill Limited Edition
Blanton's Single Barrel
Booker's True Barrel
Bourbon de Luxe Distillers' Masterpiece
Eagle Rare
Early Times
Elijah Craig
Elmer T Lee
Evan Williams
Ezra Brooks
George Dickel Tennessee No. 8 /No.12
Georgia Moon Corn Whiskey
Henry McKenna
Old Hancock's President's Reserve
Jack Daniel's Gentleman Jack/Old No.7 /Single Barrel Jefferson Reserve 15 Year Old Jim Beam Black 8
Joshua Brook
Knob Creek
Maker's Mark
McAfee's Benchmark
Michter's Rye
Old Charter Proprietor's Reserve
Old Crow
Old Grand Dad
Old Firzgerald
Old Overholt Rye
Old Potrero
Old Taylor
Old Whiskey River
Old Williamsburg
Peter Jake's Private
Rebel Yell
Rock Hill Farms
Sam Houston
Sazerac RYE
Ten High
Van Winkle
W.L. Weller
Wild Turkey Rare Breed/Kentucky Spirit / Russell's Reserve/RYE /Bourbon Liqueur
Woodford Reserve


Cognac
A. de Fussigny
Albert Jarraud
Alize
Allure Royale Cognac
Camp Romain Chalfonte
Chateau de Montifaud
Courvoisier
Daucourt
Davidoff
Delamain
Godet
Hardy
Hennessy
Henri
Henry
Hine
J. Dupont
Kelt
Landy Le Peu
Louis Royer
Martell
Michel Richard
Meukow Panthera
Pierre Ferrand
Planat Remy
Martin
Salignac
Tiffon



Gin

Anchor Junipero
Bafferts Gin
Bafferts Mint Flavored Gin
Barton London Extra Dry Gin
Beefeater Wet
Beefeater Dry Gin
Bellringer Gin
Bombardier Military Dry Gin
Bombay
Bombay Sapphire
Boomsma Jonge Genever
Boomsma Oude Genever Gold,
Boodles Dry Gin
Boord's Dry Gin
Booth's Gin
Booth's Gin
Broker's London Dry Gin
Burnett's Gin
Cadenhead's Old Raj
Citadelle Gin
Damrak
Doornkaat
Furst Bismarck
Gilbey's Gin
Gordon's Gin
Quintessential Gin
Hamptons Gin
Hendrick's
Magellan Gin
Martin Miller's London Dry Gin
Mercury London Dry Gin
Plymouth Original Strength
Potter's Extra Dry Gin
Schlichte Steinhaeger Dry


OUZO
OUZO 12
CARLO'S OUZO


Rum
Angostura
Appleton
Bacardi
Barbancourt
Cabana Boy
Cadenheads
Captain Morgan
Ciclon Gold
Coruba
Coyopa
Cruzan
Diplomatico
Flor de Cana
Gosling
Hanna Bay
Malibu
Matusalem
Mojito
Montecristo
Moraga Cay
Mount Gay
Myers
New Orleans
Palo Viejo
Pampero
R. L. Seals
Red Rum
Sea Wynde
Stroh "60"
Toucano
Whalers
Wray
Zaya


SAKE
Horin Gekkeikan Junmai Daiginjo
Gekkeikan Sake


Tequila

30-30
10
1921
Aguila
Arandas
Baja Cabo Wabo Cabrito
Blanco
Carmessi Casa Noble
Casa Real
Campo Azul
Cazadores
Casta Weber
Casta Anejo
Centinela
Cesar Monterrey
Chinaco
Cinco de Mayo
Corazon
Corralejo
Del Dueno
Don Alejo
Don Eduardo
Don Julio
El Catrin
El Charro
El Conquistador
El Gran
El Jimador
El Mariachi
El Tesoro
El Tirador
Espolon
Farias
Gran Centenario
Gusano Rojo
Hacienda
Herradura
Honorable
Jose Cuervo
Los Azulejos
Margaritaville
Mico
Milagro
Monte Alban
Patron
Penca Azul
Pepe Lopez
Pueblo Viejo
Puerto Vallarta
Qiunta Pinas
Reserva del Senor
Rey Sol
Rio de Plata
Sauza
San Matias
Tarantuza Azul
Tenoch
Tesoro Azteca
Tonala
Torada
Tres Reyes
Two Fingers
Vallarta
Viuda de Romero
Mezcal
Mas Tequilas

Whiskey

American whiskey
Jack Daniel's
Jim Beam
Maker's Mark
Southern Comfort
Van Winkle
Wild Turkey

canadian whiskey
Black Velvet
Canadian Club
Canadian Mist
Crown Royal
Forty Creek
Lord Calvert
Potter's Crown
Seagram's
VO Tangle Ridge

Irish whiskey
Jameson Reserve
Midleton Rare
Tullamore Dew
Bushmills

scotch Whiskey
Ballantine
Chivas
Dewars
Famous
Grouse
J & B
Johnnie Walker





Vodka
Absolut
Ararat
Armadale
Artic
Artsakh
Avshar
Belvedere
Beyond
Blavod
Blue Ice Potato
Boris Yeltsin
Boru
Brilliant
Cardinal
Champion
Charbay
Charodei
Chopin
Ciroc
Cristall
Christiania
Crown Russe
Dolgoruki
Due
Everclear
Fleischmanns
Finlandia
Fris Glacier
Gordons
Grey Goose
Hamptons
Hangar
Hertekamp
Inferno
Jewel of Russia
Kamchatka
Kedem
Kosher
Ketel One
Kleiner Feigling
Kremlyovskaya Limonnaya
Kyung Woul Green Soju
Liquid Ice
Luksusowa
Magadanskaya
Mezzaluna
Mor
Moskovskaya
Nemiroff
Nikita
Nord
Pearl
Popov
Posolskaya
Potters
Priviet
Rain
Red Bull
Relska
Red Army
Rodnik
Romance
Seagrams
Shakespeare
Shushi
Skyy
Smirnoff
Sobieski
Stockholm
Stolichnaya
Taaka
Tanqueray
The Tall Blond
Three Olives
Thor's Hammer
Turi
Ultimat
Van Hoo
Vedi
Vincent Van Gogh
Vox
Wyborowa
Zhivago
Zone



Abel looks at the list, sniggers and starts humming a translation of "a song for Bacchus" (by some italian poet) praising the god of wine fertility,merriment and all the other good things in the world.

Ladies and you youthful lovers,
Long live Bacchus: long live Love!
Everyone sing, dance and play!
Hearts, be all on fire with sweetness!
No faintness now or hint of sadness!
Whatever is to be must be:
Who’d be happy, let him be so:
Nothing’s sure about tomorrow.

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